excursioning
Singapore
Disney world with the death penalty. Miami without the vice.
Hong Kong
Take NYC except shrink it, add two million people and subtract the idea if you piss the wrong person off they’ll shoot you.
Japan
The land of Godzilla and tentacle porn combined with abundant overenthusiastic politeness. Put NYC, HK and Singapore in a blender. Take what comes out, cover it in glitter, dress it up as a schoolgirl riding a unicorn and you get Tokyo.
China
Learn the 3 F’s quickly. If you are not part of the group of Friends or Family, then you can go and F off
California
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